I write sins not cosines or tangents
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
u know arctic monkeys is actually a cute name but when u see who’s in ithe band
vampire weekend is the opposite though
franz ferdinand is exactly what you expect
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.